The Manatee Strikes Back - Canadians Improve to 6-0 with Sweep of Brewers

Those of you who follow the team closely (all six of you), know that this was a big series after last season.  The Brewers showed up in the league for the first time last season and had the audacity of defeating the Canadians in the post-season.  The team protested because the Brewers used not one, but two base-coaches and signs.  While the Canadians reserve their parents/girlfriends/wives as cooks and eye-candy, the Brewers actually have them keep score and film as if its the Road to Williamsport Tournament.  The Canadians answered with a sweep of 10-2, 3-1.

In game 1, Eckler broke up the no-hitter with drag but with should have been grounds to get a ball in the back his next time up (and for his real men of genius write-up last season).  The Canadians went on to score four in the inning and six in the 6th to put the Brewers away.

In game 2 Witkowski led the game off with a 3B, Tomeno singled, and DiTrinco drove them in. Then the team went on vacation, but it didn't matter as Ditrinco and Deuel held the brewers to 1R and 3H.

Who's Hot
Tomeno
DiTrinco
Foos' Girlfriend

Mad Libs - Mr. Baseball Mike Garbarino briefly quit the team before game one when being informed that he had two options...DH for game 1 or be traded to Japan.  Mike eventually came to his senses and we are all very glad he did.  Great guy, great person, great player.  However, I would not be doing my job if we didn't have a little fun with this one.  Feel free to fill his response in the comment section. Just copy and paste it and fill it in. 

Coach DiTrinco...Hey Mike do you want to DH game 1 or 2? 

Garbs: (expletive), (Adjective) Chuck. I paid (Noun).  If that's how its going to be then (expletive) you. (explative) NABA, I busted my (body part) all last season.  I'm (expletive) (adjective)!  I'm going to (place).  King Kong has got nothing on (adjective)!  

Quote of the week "Chuck should be called something, Walrus? No, Starfish? No, Chunk? Too easy, Lets keep it marine like...Manatee? Yes." - Andrew Kolumski