Canadians Open The Year 2-0 With Wins Over Maroons

As expected, the pre-season favorites to repeat as division winners in the newly created divisions--our beloved Canadians swept the Maroons (as in the team color) 6-2, 10-8.  The Canadians would like to welcome the new team to the league with the following advice; don't bat 13.  It was also awesome to see so much excitement in your dugout, but remember its May and "Summer Baseball."  As for the boys, it took a few innings to get going, but eventually a four-run sixth and a five run-third proved that we can still hit.  Or at least we can hit when Leo Fusilli is in the line-up. His mere presence in infects other players bats with base hits just like his Guess Cologne attracts 18-year olds.  Game 2 was interesting as Tony Lambiase made his pitching debut keeping the fans on their toes as he fanned the final two hitters.